1 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:19,579 You don't fool me around, I live here, very well. 2 00:00:20,142 --> 00:00:24,613 How do i do ? I'm single, and fine with it. 3 00:00:25,142 --> 00:00:27,417 and now i'll explain the advantages of this life. 4 00:00:30,582 --> 00:00:33,050 > You know when you don't have to justify anything to anyone ? 5 00:00:33,222 --> 00:00:35,497 > That's it ! This is the first real advantage. 6 00:00:36,062 --> 00:00:38,018 > Do i want to run ? i run ! 7 00:00:39,182 --> 00:00:42,618 > I suddently want to run back ? i run back ! 8 00:00:43,902 --> 00:00:45,938 > I want to spend an hour saying hi... 9 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:49,941 Hi, airplane ! 10 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,331 > I say hi ! 11 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:54,450 > And, if i want to do something, I do it. 12 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,533 If i want to think something, I think about it ! 13 00:00:56,702 --> 00:01:01,776 am i sleepy ? i go to bed. Do I want to get laid ? I call Mirna ! 14 00:01:03,742 --> 00:01:08,577 - Do you know who am I for you tonight ? - Who ? - I'm Minnie the whore ! 15 00:01:08,782 --> 00:01:11,171 Lorenzo: God bless Walt Disney! Get in. 16 00:01:11,342 --> 00:01:12,821 > Lorenzo: Mirna is the perfect lover. 17 00:01:12,982 --> 00:01:14,938 > Engaged since 6 years with a guy from Belluno,... 18 00:01:15,102 --> 00:01:17,093 ..she get excited with me with the disguises. 19 00:01:17,302 --> 00:01:19,611 > She told me in may she want to get married. 20 00:01:19,822 --> 00:01:22,131 > Do you want to know what i think about marriage ? 21 00:01:22,462 --> 00:01:27,536 Do you want, Lorenzo Buccianti, take Pinca Pallina.. 22 00:01:27,742 --> 00:01:32,577 ..as your legit bride ? - No, I don't ! I don't ! 23 00:01:32,742 --> 00:01:33,697 24 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:35,853 - I knew it - Lorenzo: heh, you knew it ! 25 00:01:36,182 --> 00:01:38,457 < The marriage is ancient, and archaic. 26 00:01:38,622 --> 00:01:40,533 I'm more for anyone lives on his own. 27 00:01:40,702 --> 00:01:44,854 Am i right, Dad ? Look at yourself, the way you are after 40 years of marriage ! 28 00:01:45,422 --> 00:01:47,299 < I get married only with myself... 29 00:01:47,462 --> 00:01:49,259 ..and I'm not afraid about lonelyness. 30 00:01:49,462 --> 00:01:53,057 I go to the cinema alone as well! And even to the restaurant if I like! 31 00:01:56,302 --> 00:01:58,258 Poor fools! You ugly! 32 00:01:58,622 --> 00:02:00,453 Till death doesn't split you. 33 00:02:00,902 --> 00:02:03,257 By the other side also God was single, wasn't he ? 34 00:02:12,982 --> 00:02:16,531 Al�! Score, set, game: I won! Bye wall! 35 00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:20,818 > In conclusion, replying to all my friends, engaged or married... 36 00:02:20,982 --> 00:02:23,621 ...and in endless crisis with themselves and with women... 37 00:02:23,782 --> 00:02:26,137 ...i gave the input of freedom to the bitter way. 38 00:02:26,302 --> 00:02:28,770 > And i was feeling good, very good. 39 00:02:29,222 --> 00:02:32,692 > In your opinion, am i selfish? Am I the selfish type? 40 00:02:38,062 --> 00:02:39,893 Good morning Florence! 41 00:02:40,182 --> 00:02:41,854 < Garbage collector: Good morning my ass... 42 00:02:42,022 --> 00:02:43,774 ...i'm awake since 4.00 a.m.! 43 00:02:43,942 --> 00:02:46,297 > Lorenzo: Shall we reach the top of the paradox? 44 00:02:46,462 --> 00:02:48,930 > I',m single and free also in my job. 45 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,775 > Just not to the natural start of the seasons... 46 00:02:51,942 --> 00:02:55,298 ...i do the seasons myself, I make them start when i want! 47 00:02:55,462 --> 00:02:57,293 > ''Rain, snow and hail'' at home! 48 00:02:57,462 --> 00:02:59,339 < Lorenzo: What kind of snow did i make, heh? 49 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:03,458 50 00:03:03,622 --> 00:03:05,214 Nina ( in sicilian slang): God bless ya boss! 51 00:03:05,382 --> 00:03:06,861 < Later in the afternoon... 52 00:03:07,022 --> 00:03:10,492 ...new wheels should be delivered for the fog's car. 53 00:03:10,862 --> 00:03:14,138 Let me install them, then I bring them quick to the Rai! 54 00:03:15,502 --> 00:03:17,652 Of all you said i understood only: 55 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:20,211 ..''God bless ya boss'' at the beginning and Rai at the end. 56 00:03:20,382 --> 00:03:22,816 Yo should write what you've said in the middle... 57 00:03:22,982 --> 00:03:25,701 ...in italian on a sheet of paper and send it via fax at work. 58 00:03:25,902 --> 00:03:29,895 ( in sicilian slang) Do you get me cutie? Quiet, mute and resigned! 59 00:03:30,062 --> 00:03:31,495 < Shit, mafioso! 60 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:33,978 < Lorenzo: Good morning everyone, cute babies! 61 00:03:34,142 --> 00:03:36,372 Spiripicchio, did the teathre Puccini call? 62 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:39,102 They will dance on september with snow and rain? 63 00:03:43,142 --> 00:03:44,495 < They posponed the tourn�e. 64 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:47,938 < Lorenzo: Does the Count Deberucchi, for his party wants the snow? 65 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:50,491 To paint white his castle it takes 3 days! 66 00:03:50,662 --> 00:03:53,938 < Spiripicchio: He said the tower and the entrance will be enough. 67 00:03:54,342 --> 00:03:56,492 I't s a good hail at midnight! 68 00:03:56,662 --> 00:03:58,334 < He says he want to scare everyone. 69 00:03:58,502 --> 00:04:00,652 How big this hail? 70 00:04:00,942 --> 00:04:03,456 < Fausto: All over the square! Around 800 mt squared! 71 00:04:11,262 --> 00:04:15,619 ( in sicilian slang) He will come back after tomorrow from Bologna. 72 00:04:16,182 --> 00:04:19,219 We were waiting for a component from Germany. 73 00:04:20,182 --> 00:04:23,538 Fuck you and the plumber! 74 00:04:23,942 --> 00:04:24,897 What did he say? 75 00:04:25,062 --> 00:04:28,498 He said he will come back after tomorrow from Bologna. We were waiting a component from Germany. 76 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:31,381 Excuse me, but when your wife speak I don't understand her! 77 00:04:31,742 --> 00:04:34,700 Instead, what i don't understand is, why did I marry ....that animal. 78 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:36,614 Do yo know what did she say the day of the wedding? 79 00:04:36,782 --> 00:04:39,819 ( in sicilian slang) ''If i don't marry him, who's going to take care of this squint-eyed?'' 80 00:04:39,982 --> 00:04:43,975 How many times have I told you? Marry that skiny one in florence! 81 00:04:44,222 --> 00:04:47,373 But you stubborn! "He likes those fatty!" 82 00:04:47,622 --> 00:04:48,691 The meat is meat! 83 00:04:48,862 --> 00:04:51,774 < Lorenzo: And look how she dress. She looks like Madonna in the '80! 84 00:04:51,942 --> 00:04:53,773 Ah! What is this horror? 85 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:58,021 Lorenzo: What did they write to me? 86 00:05:02,022 --> 00:05:03,011 Here they are! 87 00:05:03,222 --> 00:05:06,134 ''Tonight Rombo, Taddeo and Bardella will go. 88 00:05:06,902 --> 00:05:08,255 These guys are fools! 89 00:05:13,622 --> 00:05:14,737 > Lorenzo: Taddeo Borromini,.. 90 00:05:14,902 --> 00:05:17,541 ..descendent from the barons Borromini by the Pieve in Toppo,.. 91 00:05:17,702 --> 00:05:19,101 ..as known as ''the Slipper''. 92 00:05:19,262 --> 00:05:20,900 > Great cheater, two ex wifes... 93 00:05:21,062 --> 00:05:23,974 ..and 45 different caps for the hairs in the wardrobe. 94 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:28,693 > This is Giandomenico Bardella, as known as ''the Fugitive',.. 95 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,701 ...because he is eternaly chased by his ex wife... 96 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:34,012 ...she consider him, after Father Pio,.. 97 00:05:34,342 --> 00:05:36,617 ...the man with the "pierced-est" hands in the world. 98 00:05:38,142 --> 00:05:39,939 > Two familiesDue famiglie contraries in the time... 99 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:46,216 > They tell that their ancestors, instead of battle each other,... 100 00:05:46,382 --> 00:05:49,180 ...they were used to take away each other slots of land by bets. 101 00:05:50,782 --> 00:05:54,138 > This guy Guglielmo Borromini by Camaldolesi as known as ''Lampredotto''.. 102 00:05:54,302 --> 00:05:56,862 ..in the 1641 did a bet with Gustavo Bardella.. 103 00:05:57,062 --> 00:05:58,700 ...about he was going to die suicidal. 104 00:05:58,902 --> 00:06:02,941 > To win the bet the moroon jumped from the tower! 105 00:06:03,462 --> 00:06:07,216 Guglielmo: I woooooooon! 106 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:09,337 107 00:06:11,702 --> 00:06:12,657 I lost! 108 00:06:12,822 --> 00:06:15,336 > Lorenzo: They tell that on march of 1813... 109 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,056 ..the granduncle Guadalberto Borromini Fanciullai,.. 110 00:06:18,262 --> 00:06:20,571 ...another excellent dickhead... 111 00:06:20,742 --> 00:06:23,700 ...did a bet with Osvaldo Bardella, granduncle of Giandomenico,.. 112 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,500 ...great horses breeder,.. 113 00:06:25,662 --> 00:06:27,539 ..that he was going to resist without fainting... 114 00:06:27,702 --> 00:06:30,774 ...facing a fart by a horse with the tail raised,... 115 00:06:31,062 --> 00:06:32,780 ...breathing fully. 116 00:06:44,622 --> 00:06:48,581 > In the end, in the '50, Margherito Bardella Cigolai, as known as ''little Jaguar'',.. 117 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:50,579 ...did a bet with Taddeo's grandpa.. 118 00:06:50,742 --> 00:06:53,210 ...that he was going to face the curve of casalone.. 119 00:06:53,382 --> 00:06:56,897 ...at 120 Km/h without touching the breaks. 120 00:06:57,262 --> 00:06:59,935 > It was also a bet between the curve and himself. 121 00:07:00,502 --> 00:07:01,730 Go bud! 122 00:07:02,102 --> 00:07:06,937 123 00:07:09,022 --> 00:07:12,651 Ahi ahi! C'est la vie! 124 00:07:15,062 --> 00:07:16,290 > Lorenzo: The curve won. 125 00:07:16,622 --> 00:07:19,898 > I know Taddeo since i was a kid, the Bardellas since 15 years. 126 00:07:20,062 --> 00:07:23,372 > Since then. at least once a week we eat togheter and then... 127 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:24,372 ...we fool around togheter. 128 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:28,057 Dear Lorenzo, you have talent in cooking fish, you are never banal. 129 00:07:28,262 --> 00:07:30,617 < You have your secrest, as i have mine. 130 00:07:34,782 --> 00:07:37,376 ..bishop in F5. 131 00:07:37,942 --> 00:07:40,979 Taddeo: Bardella, how mutch money do you give monthly to your wife? 132 00:07:41,422 --> 00:07:43,174 The justice said 8.000 euros,.. 133 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:46,220 ...then my lawyer negociated and now i give her 10.000... 134 00:07:46,462 --> 00:07:50,819 < Taddeo: I bet that ammount that i give you check-mate in 3 moves. Deal? 135 00:07:51,022 --> 00:07:52,535 I never step back! 136 00:07:55,422 --> 00:07:56,741 Taddeo: Who is now? 137 00:07:58,502 --> 00:08:00,333 - Are you waiting for someone? - I wasn't and you ? 138 00:08:01,502 --> 00:08:04,335 - Where is that idiot? - Veronichina, how are you doing? 139 00:08:04,502 --> 00:08:07,733 The wind of the bank which sent me back two cheques! 140 00:08:10,942 --> 00:08:15,015 Follow me, make yourself home. Here we are. 141 00:08:15,982 --> 00:08:18,212 < Lorenzo: Miss Veronica, my regards. 142 00:08:18,462 --> 00:08:23,138 - Where is Giandomenico? - Where is Giandomenico... 143 00:08:36,342 --> 00:08:39,379 < Bardella: Veronica... - Come outside, idiot. 144 00:08:40,782 --> 00:08:45,298 What a nice surprise, we weren't waiting for you! dreadful 145 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:47,498 Rat and idiot! 146 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,658 What are these two cheques for? 147 00:08:51,142 --> 00:08:54,214 Doctor Andorlini even bothered to bring them back to my house! 148 00:08:54,382 --> 00:08:56,942 < Bardella: I'm sorry, I've been looking for you the whole day! 149 00:08:57,102 --> 00:08:59,775 I've had a delay in the payment from Thailand, my love! 150 00:08:59,942 --> 00:09:02,092 What love and love ?!? 151 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:07,617 < Stick in your head that you and I are enemies, e-ne-mies! 152 00:09:07,822 --> 00:09:09,221 - E-ne.... - ....mies! 153 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:14,372 And excuse us if we interfere but, do you sell windbreakers to Thailand? 154 00:09:14,702 --> 00:09:17,170 < Taddeo: Isn't always 40� in Thailand? 155 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,771 Minimum! Even 41 , 42. 156 00:09:20,182 --> 00:09:24,698 < Bardella: There are also very high mountains as Chang Mai, Chang Rai... 157 00:09:24,902 --> 00:09:27,860 < Lorenzo: Chang Mai, Chang Rai and the brat that you are! 158 00:09:28,022 --> 00:09:31,139 Make up a better one the next time, you boiled pea! 159 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:33,974 You have two days. 160 00:09:34,622 --> 00:09:37,978 If within 48 hours you don't send me the cash,... 161 00:09:38,342 --> 00:09:40,378 ...even your villa on the sea become mine! 162 00:09:45,822 --> 00:09:47,574 Ok, it's a little late now... 163 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:50,336 ...and before to go to bed I have to meet Mirna... 164 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,811 ...she prepared a nice disguise. 165 00:09:53,742 --> 00:09:55,095 < Ciao, Taddeo! < Ciao. 166 00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:56,337 Ciao, Bardella. 167 00:09:56,662 --> 00:10:01,133 - I didn't know that in Tahiland.... - Brr! Thailand... 168 00:10:02,382 --> 00:10:04,532 So cold! Take it easy! 169 00:10:07,102 --> 00:10:08,854 > Mirna: Are you ready? - Very ready! 170 00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:10,341 >Hold me tight! - Go! 171 00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:14,455 What a fool! 172 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,535 Lorenzo: Cute Morticia! Resurrect me all! 173 00:10:19,302 --> 00:10:21,452 - Mirna: Tataan! - Lorenzo: Hey! 174 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:25,974 - Oh! What are you doing, the "dead hand"? - Yes. - Are you doing the dead hand? 175 00:10:27,422 --> 00:10:28,491 176 00:10:28,742 --> 00:10:31,302 Good morning. Yes, a little bit. 177 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,416 00:10:40,502 Yes, we have the new machine... 179 00:10:41,382 --> 00:10:43,418 ..and you can even see it on the internet. 180 00:10:43,622 --> 00:10:50,334 Yes, we have our site: www.rain-snow-hail.com. 181 00:10:50,622 --> 00:10:56,254 Com, dot com. Alright, I beg you. Bye. 182 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:59,172 Worst than the French consulate! 183 00:10:59,342 --> 00:11:02,698 Did you understand. Mickey Mouse, you neither speak italian? 184 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:09,421 - Good morning everyone, any news? - Look what i bring to you. very fresh! 185 00:11:09,582 --> 00:11:11,777 < Do you have a diving suit and a parachute? 186 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,455 To go where? 187 00:11:13,782 --> 00:11:16,933 We have to land on Ischia, as Diabolik and Eva Kant. 188 00:11:17,142 --> 00:11:19,610 - On lschia? You and me? What are you talking about? - Oui, oui. 189 00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,693 < Fausto: This morning i've got a fax: 190 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:25,059 ..private party, same rich people snowfall on the table for two. 191 00:11:25,422 --> 00:11:27,299 < Easy money and quick job. 192 00:11:27,502 --> 00:11:29,697 Considering the urge we asked for 5.000 euros! 193 00:11:29,862 --> 00:11:31,420 You dodn't even spend for the hotel,... 194 00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:37,493 ''Snowfall on the table for two. It's requested the presence of the owner. 195 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:39,380 ''Maximum privacy. What is it? 196 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,692 There will be the usual rich guy with his girlfriend. 197 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,779 Anyway, they have clear ideas: 198 00:11:44,022 --> 00:11:46,297 ...they did already a tasfer of 1 .000 euros! 199 00:11:46,502 --> 00:11:49,335 Faustino, take an appointment with your lover: 200 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,215 ..Nina and I tomorrow go on mission! 201 00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:53,741 Vive la France! 202 00:11:54,102 --> 00:11:56,662 - Do I carry the perizoma? - Carry what you want. 203 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:22,171 Lorenzo: Perfect, it's all the way around here! 204 00:12:43,022 --> 00:12:45,980 205 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:51,778 Is there anybody? Snow has come! 206 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,501 Are there any biting dogs ? 207 00:12:54,862 --> 00:13:01,051 Lorenzo: Owners ? I get in! 208 00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:17,417 209 00:14:21,422 --> 00:14:24,061 - You are very good. - Yes? - Yes, yes. 210 00:14:24,222 --> 00:14:25,940 (spanish accent) But the next time.. 211 00:14:26,102 --> 00:14:29,458 ...give me a more tough accent on the second. Do one and ah! 212 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,770 - like this? - Right. 213 00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:35,935 Even in the last hook do: one! ... 214 00:14:36,102 --> 00:14:37,057 215 00:14:37,222 --> 00:14:39,736 Congratulations, you are very good. You dance very well! 216 00:14:39,902 --> 00:14:42,336 < The door was open and i dared to get in. 217 00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:44,618 (spanish accent) Good morning, did you bring the fish? 218 00:14:44,782 --> 00:14:47,091 No, I'm Buccianti from Florence, i brought the snow. 219 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,059 - Do you dance tango? < No! 220 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:50,781 I feel better with faster dance! 221 00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:56,337 Simur! 222 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,938 - he will point it at you. - Thank you. 223 00:15:01,702 --> 00:15:04,262 - Cimur, where do i get in' - Let me show it to you. 224 00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:10,100 Nina: Careful, careful! 225 00:15:11,022 --> 00:15:15,300 We took this from the scandinavian, it costs me a leasing. 226 00:15:16,422 --> 00:15:17,377 Easy. 227 00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:21,013 Looki I got all dirty. 228 00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:25,011 ( in sicilian slang) The painful jobs get always to us! 229 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:27,531 (Simur speak in indian) 230 00:15:28,182 --> 00:15:30,537 Right. Finally someone that understand me. 231 00:15:30,782 --> 00:15:33,535 - What's your name? - Simur. - Simiur? 232 00:15:33,982 --> 00:15:36,132 And where do you come from? From the book of the jungle? 233 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,935 234 00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:41,820 < Lorenzo: Miss, on the fax there was: 235 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,734 ..''Requested the presence of the owner'',.. 236 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,574 ..but the job is very easy. 237 00:15:45,782 --> 00:15:48,660 < Once things are set, i'll leave my collaborator. 238 00:15:48,902 --> 00:15:49,971 You can call me by name. 239 00:15:50,422 --> 00:15:53,300 I was saying, i can leave my collaborator,.. 240 00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:55,379 ..so you can save some cash. 241 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,295 A part that here looks like Arcore between the rocks. 242 00:15:59,062 --> 00:16:01,701 Maybe i didn't make myself clear in the fax... 243 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,618 ...but i can't afford that tomorrow something goes wrong,... 244 00:16:05,822 --> 00:16:07,494 ...above of all the snow. 245 00:16:08,782 --> 00:16:12,331 I want to rebuild for my boyfriend the moment we've met. 246 00:16:13,462 --> 00:16:16,499 - Was it snowing on july in Ischia? - We were at La Thuile. 247 00:16:17,382 --> 00:16:20,931 I know, it can look like a caprice, something for spoiled people,... 248 00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:24,255 ...but all lovers are crazy. 249 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:27,416 Anyway, if you feel safe like this, I'll stay. 250 00:16:28,262 --> 00:16:31,220 Amaranta, my name is Amaranta. And call me by name. 251 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:36,417 Penalty! 252 00:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,057 There you go, I knew it. 253 00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,853 Are there dwarfs on the terraces? 254 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,575 Stay here. 255 00:16:58,222 --> 00:17:00,816 Your job is really odd. 256 00:17:01,782 --> 00:17:05,138 - How did you come up with this? - They always made it family style. 257 00:17:05,302 --> 00:17:09,420 Before i used to work a lot for the cinema, now the cash flood slowed down,... 258 00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:13,012 ...thus we do also private parties like yours. 259 00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:16,291 - Are you married? - No, thanks. 260 00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:25,821 Someone who doesn't have anyone is someone who is waiting for someone else. 261 00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:31,051 Nice, nice comparacy, I want to write it down! 262 00:17:32,102 --> 00:17:34,252 I was single as well untill one year ago. 263 00:17:34,582 --> 00:17:37,142 < I was still living in Cartagena, I'm from Colombia. 264 00:17:38,102 --> 00:17:42,971 Then he arrived, and my heart felt a part... 265 00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:45,050 ...as a coconut. 266 00:17:45,902 --> 00:17:46,937 < Lorenzo: Listen, listen... 267 00:17:48,622 --> 00:17:49,975 Do you like to blow? 268 00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,295 < Are you kidding? I simulate the wind even better than the snow! 269 00:17:53,502 --> 00:17:54,730 270 00:17:57,502 --> 00:18:00,653 < Nina: India is a extraordinary country. 271 00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:04,699 < You have Sai Baba, we have Santa Claus. 272 00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:14,577 In effect... you have Sandokaz... 273 00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:20,213 I'd like to go in India for a while to meditate, I practiced yoga! 274 00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:24,092 < Mostly I'd like to go for a while to find myself back,... 275 00:18:24,382 --> 00:18:26,179 ..most of all to lose my husband. 276 00:18:26,382 --> 00:18:30,341 That painkiller gave me the cronical ulcer! 277 00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:32,570 I, Simiur,.. 278 00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:36,738 ...do this job, cause i'm the daughter of a great tenor. 279 00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:39,177 < I've been around in all the teathres of the world. 280 00:18:39,382 --> 00:18:43,375 In the Arena of Verona I made rain so mutch... 281 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,699 ...that the Tosca had to go home with the boat. 282 00:18:47,342 --> 00:18:50,379 < In India i can solve, the drought problem myself. 283 00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,777 I own the company ''Rain, snow and Hail''. 284 00:18:53,942 --> 00:18:56,979 You are a woman with a very strong temper. 285 00:18:57,342 --> 00:18:59,810 < But remember: the force of mind... 286 00:19:00,062 --> 00:19:02,735 ...bring men over the garden's borders. 287 00:19:04,062 --> 00:19:06,622 That is where that commediant take his sentences! 288 00:19:07,662 --> 00:19:09,937 I can see you! Go a bit more backward! 289 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,733 < Lorenzo: Like this? - A bit more. 290 00:19:15,382 --> 00:19:17,850 - Like this? - Still one step backward! 291 00:19:19,022 --> 00:19:20,057 292 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,661 Did you get hurt? 293 00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:24,775 < Lorenzo: No, but i've cut off Cucciolo's head! 294 00:19:25,702 --> 00:19:29,377 What a smart prawn! A prawn from Ischia this one! 295 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:34,252 I can feel it, it seems fresh! I'm joking logically. 296 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:35,537 Forget it. 297 00:19:35,702 --> 00:19:38,694 From what you said, you are with Guglielmo since one year,... 298 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,454 ...but you've met him only five times. 299 00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:44,092 Yes, but i can't forget those five times. 300 00:19:48,302 --> 00:19:50,862 You are all alone in such a big house? 301 00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:58,376 well, sure. 302 00:19:58,662 --> 00:20:00,573 Tomorrow night it's also my birthday. 303 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,451 Lorenzo: Ehil�! Congratulations! How old will you be? 304 00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:06,577 Are you silly? 305 00:20:06,742 --> 00:20:08,698 < Nina: You can't ask the age to a lady! 306 00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:14,852 Actually I'll be 25. 307 00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:19,298 - Nice way to look... - Fuck you! Sorry for the "french-ish" word. 308 00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:24,139 Anyway, I organized this way, tell me if you like it. 309 00:20:24,662 --> 00:20:27,130 - The table is ready... < Nina: The table is steady. 310 00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:28,781 < Amaranta: Candels on it,... 311 00:20:28,942 --> 00:20:31,740 ...a dinner aphrodisiac based... 312 00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:32,937 Of course! 313 00:20:33,302 --> 00:20:35,941 < Amaranta: The we'll have the cake and on the cake... 314 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:39,412 < Lorenzo: There our show begin! Snow will start falling! 315 00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:40,458 Don't worry. 316 00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:43,295 < Amaranta: Then i take off my shoes and I invite him to dance. 317 00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:51,980 tururururu! 318 00:20:52,182 --> 00:20:53,695 This is psychopathic. 319 00:20:54,702 --> 00:20:55,657 Pears. 320 00:20:55,822 --> 00:21:03,502 < rrrrrrrrrrr... 321 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:08,021 - The off the music, off the snow... - Off everything. 322 00:21:08,222 --> 00:21:09,211 < Here i kiss him. 323 00:21:10,422 --> 00:21:16,657 Kiss... Kiss... Kiss... Kiss... 324 00:21:21,942 --> 00:21:24,502 And then the police arrive and take us away! 325 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,494 She is out, psychopatethic! 326 00:21:27,582 --> 00:21:30,540 Nina, do me a favour. Take your legs... 327 00:21:30,742 --> 00:21:32,414 ...and go in the bedroom! 328 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:35,494 Listen, I want to tell you something as a friend. 329 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,738 You, as a man, what do you like in this woman? 330 00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:43,651 I'ts a conteiner with meat, that's all! She doesn't have a soul. 331 00:21:47,662 --> 00:21:48,572 332 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,095 - Nina... - Mh? - Come here. 333 00:21:50,262 --> 00:21:52,571 - What do you want? - I want to tell you something as a man. 334 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:53,971 I doubt it. 335 00:21:54,662 --> 00:21:57,130 That conteiner has two tits and one ass... 336 00:21:57,342 --> 00:22:01,130 ...just those, solve out the third mistere of Fatima! Understand? 337 00:22:01,382 --> 00:22:04,454 Understand that with you we won't go over the garden. 338 00:22:04,662 --> 00:22:07,176 - I'm going to bed. - Yea, go. - See you. 339 00:22:07,382 --> 00:22:09,373 Good night. Sweet dreams! 340 00:22:15,382 --> 00:22:18,533 - Ciao! - Ciao! Ciao! 341 00:22:21,102 --> 00:22:23,332 < Ciao, Amaranta! Take it easy! 342 00:22:26,022 --> 00:22:31,972 It's so hot today! Now we explode: bum! and everyone floating! 343 00:22:34,142 --> 00:22:36,372 344 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:41,900 < Today the sun is very hot, it hits strong! 345 00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:47,541 l have my shirt because under the sun I become red,.. 346 00:22:47,822 --> 00:22:50,336 ..become red as a prawn. 347 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,658 < Girl: Prawn? Yeah! Big prawn! 348 00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:54,734 < Lorenzo: Like a big prawn. 349 00:22:55,182 --> 00:22:57,980 Good morning! Congratulations even you for the big prawn! 350 00:22:58,142 --> 00:22:59,291 And what a big prawn this one! 351 00:23:00,222 --> 00:23:03,294 Look how ugly, look! Take it onthe fly! 352 00:23:03,502 --> 00:23:05,299 Don't push the... 353 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,820 Don't break my balls! 354 00:23:12,302 --> 00:23:17,137 Sorry, my friend is out of mind, out of mind. 355 00:23:17,382 --> 00:23:19,850 - She doesn't understand a fuck... - Like a big prawn! 356 00:23:20,502 --> 00:23:24,177 Good, this one has a big prawn in the brain. 357 00:23:24,422 --> 00:23:26,890 < Nina: Lorenzo! Look what a sea star! 358 00:23:27,342 --> 00:23:30,698 < We'll carry this to Florence! Put it under the sun! 359 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:33,410 Don't throw stuff, i told you. 360 00:23:34,062 --> 00:23:36,815 I took a seastar. The sea star! 361 00:23:37,062 --> 00:23:39,337 < Girl: Like a big prawn! Like a big prawn? 362 00:23:42,302 --> 00:23:47,456 - Santa Rosalia, look what a sea urchin! It's the bomb! - No, the sea urchin no! 363 00:23:47,902 --> 00:23:50,177 take it on the fly! 364 00:23:52,102 --> 00:23:54,935 Girls: Like a big prawn! Like a big prawn! 365 00:23:55,822 --> 00:23:57,858 Lorenzo, an harpoon! 366 00:23:58,902 --> 00:24:00,972 No lo puedo creer que lo voy a ver a Guglielmo. 367 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:07,140 One moment. Simur, put the candels on the table. 368 00:24:07,502 --> 00:24:08,457 Ok, lady. 369 00:24:13,342 --> 00:24:15,697 - Is it ok like this? - Some more! 370 00:24:16,862 --> 00:24:19,501 - Is it ok like this? - Still a step backward! 371 00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:29,102 < Amaranta: Ah! In my opinion I'm too emotional about it. 372 00:24:32,902 --> 00:24:35,655 I still have to decide what to wear tonight. 373 00:24:36,022 --> 00:24:41,972 I?m in doubt between a romantic dress and a very sexxy one. 374 00:24:42,902 --> 00:24:45,575 - Can you give me an advice ? - With pleasure. 375 00:24:50,982 --> 00:24:53,132 Et voil�! What do you think? 376 00:24:54,902 --> 00:24:56,255 < Lorenzo: What do i think?s 377 00:24:56,902 --> 00:24:59,462 You look great, congratulations, very nice. 378 00:25:04,022 --> 00:25:05,580 I'll go wear the sexy one. 379 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:19,811 < Here, this is the sexy one. Did i push it too hard? 380 00:25:30,342 --> 00:25:31,900 Oh God! 381 00:25:33,142 --> 00:25:35,702 ( in sicilian slang) When does the fuck Guglielmo arrives? 382 00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:37,421 He make us wait as a VIP? 383 00:25:38,342 --> 00:25:42,255 You see, i don't understand you either when you have nothing in the mouth,... 384 00:25:42,502 --> 00:25:44,299 ...figures when you eat! 385 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:48,296 < Nina: When does this moroon of Guglielmo arrives? 386 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,612 He act as a star? 387 00:25:53,142 --> 00:25:55,292 In my opinion you are a lonely girl. 388 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,660 It looks like Doctor Zivaka! 389 00:26:05,222 --> 00:26:07,895 - What time is it? - Alerady 10 p.m., boss. 390 00:26:08,742 --> 00:26:09,697 10 p.m.? 391 00:26:24,342 --> 00:26:25,570 392 00:28:09,502 --> 00:28:12,972 Anyway, today is my birthday. Make a wish and blow! 393 00:28:15,822 --> 00:28:19,178 I blow, however you wish won't become true. 394 00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:20,817 395 00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:23,455 < Amaranta: I was expecting that. 396 00:28:24,982 --> 00:28:26,051 I said: 397 00:28:29,502 --> 00:28:32,858 What can i do more than the a miracle to make the snow fall... 398 00:28:33,142 --> 00:28:36,578 I know, you have been even too kind with me. 399 00:28:37,742 --> 00:28:40,779 < And i organized 3 wonderful days. 400 00:28:41,462 --> 00:28:43,100 < This was just the beginning. 401 00:28:43,782 --> 00:28:46,137 I planned all a path of love. 402 00:28:47,302 --> 00:28:48,576 How silly, heh? 403 00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:52,978 Now I will go alone, next time I learn. 404 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:58,300 Alright, i'll turn off the car. 405 00:29:05,182 --> 00:29:07,821 But, this path of love you planned.. 406 00:29:08,102 --> 00:29:10,093 ...only two lovers can go through it.. 407 00:29:10,262 --> 00:29:12,139 ...or also two friends? 408 00:29:14,702 --> 00:29:16,977 I'll go turn off the car. 409 00:29:20,782 --> 00:29:24,092 < Simur: People from west have the culture of phisical contact.. 410 00:29:24,342 --> 00:29:26,731 ...just to reach an animal orgasm. 411 00:29:27,302 --> 00:29:28,860 Instead, we know.. 412 00:29:29,102 --> 00:29:32,253 ..that a man can reach an orgasm even with his mind. 413 00:29:32,742 --> 00:29:35,779 It's enough to let the mind fly over the garden's borders. 414 00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:41,221 Speaking about garden, lend me the weed before it's over. 415 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,010 Thanks, darling. 416 00:29:48,502 --> 00:29:51,175 What did you put in this free joint, breadcrumbs? 417 00:29:51,422 --> 00:29:53,060 It taste as fried meat! 418 00:29:56,742 --> 00:30:00,781 ...jasmine, turnip's root and some cannabis. 419 00:30:00,942 --> 00:30:03,820 If you stick in it some chicken we could have had a picnic! 420 00:30:03,982 --> 00:30:07,292 You mix the flavours to reach before the garden's borders. 421 00:30:12,342 --> 00:30:14,810 - Just with the mind? - Just with the mind. 422 00:30:15,182 --> 00:30:17,537 Listen, we can do quicker with the classic method! 423 00:30:26,062 --> 00:30:29,737 424 00:30:37,102 --> 00:30:41,175 ''I never had a friend. If you want, we can leave tomorrow at 8 a.m. 425 00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:42,297 < Nina: What is it? 426 00:30:43,262 --> 00:30:46,220 - From where did you geti n? < From over the garden's borders. 427 00:30:46,902 --> 00:30:50,656 - What are these messages under the door? Invoices to sign? - Where were you? 428 00:30:50,822 --> 00:30:53,097 I've cleaned the car and i've put it in the track. 429 00:30:53,262 --> 00:30:54,934 Tomorrow morning we leave soon, ain't it? 430 00:30:55,182 --> 00:30:58,572 No, ther eis a news, You take everything and go back to Florence. 431 00:30:58,742 --> 00:31:01,700 - I'll stay for a week. < And the defil� by Dolci and Galbani? 432 00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:06,014 < I'ts off, models under the snow get the bronchitis. 433 00:31:06,862 --> 00:31:11,811 Have fun then, and careful with that woman, she is witchy. 434 00:31:11,982 --> 00:31:15,292 What Macerata? She is from colombia! Go to bed and don't break the balls! 435 00:31:15,462 --> 00:31:17,134 Ciao. 436 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:22,856 < Nina: Have a good trip, boss. Have fun! 437 00:31:23,822 --> 00:31:25,778 I reccomend call me when you arrive. 438 00:31:25,942 --> 00:31:29,378 - And bring soon the machine in the warehouse. < Don't worry. 439 00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:30,816 - Who drives? - I do,... 440 00:31:30,982 --> 00:31:34,372 ...even if I don't have the driving license. - Then would be better if I drive. 441 00:31:34,542 --> 00:31:39,013 Figures! Get in, nobody will complain we are the island's owners! 442 00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:46,179 Car documents and driving license madam. 443 00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:49,661 but I... 444 00:32:04,342 --> 00:32:06,298 I know, i've been in the police. 445 00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:09,579 How silly am I! What kind of bullshit are we doing? 446 00:32:10,582 --> 00:32:13,813 This is a signal. Come on, let's go back. 447 00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:19,534 No, no! Take the bags and come, I'll take you on my shoulders, get in! 448 00:32:19,742 --> 00:32:21,016 Stop it, you can't make it! 449 00:32:21,302 --> 00:32:26,330 Why can't I make it? Come on, get in! I've been a cop! Get in! 450 00:32:27,262 --> 00:32:30,220 Lorenzo: Where do they rent cars on this island? 451 00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,818 Islanders! 452 00:32:40,462 --> 00:32:42,180 One things must be clear: 453 00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:48,332 - Okay, easy. - Watch out to the sheep! - Oh God, the sheep! 454 00:32:48,982 --> 00:32:51,337 Say hi to the sheep, it brings good luck! 455 00:32:51,582 --> 00:32:54,050 - Hi, little sheep! - I almost killed her! 456 00:32:54,342 --> 00:32:55,377 457 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,576 - Lorenzo: Where are you going? - I'll buy a gift for the witch. 458 00:33:06,782 --> 00:33:09,455 - From now on we go on feet, okay? - The witch? 459 00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:11,577 Which witch? 460 00:33:13,422 --> 00:33:17,097 I know that in the deals i can't ask nothing,.... 461 00:33:17,382 --> 00:33:20,055 ... but it's 30 minutes we are walking. Where are we going? 462 00:33:20,262 --> 00:33:24,414 - We are going to meet the witch. - And why the hams? 463 00:33:25,142 --> 00:33:27,292 Amaranta: Before the money weren't claimed,... 464 00:33:27,462 --> 00:33:30,818 ...then she got sued and now she accept food as a gift.. 465 00:33:33,622 --> 00:33:37,171 In the daytime she hams as gifts and in the evening she bring them back. 466 00:33:37,502 --> 00:33:38,491 The legend tells.. 467 00:33:38,822 --> 00:33:42,610 ...there are cheese stocks that go on and back even 12 times. 468 00:33:43,302 --> 00:33:46,055 Did you understand the witch? I did the magic! 469 00:33:48,382 --> 00:33:50,134 - Amaranta: Lorenzo... < Tell me. 470 00:33:50,382 --> 00:33:52,657 What would a fine magic would for you now ? 471 00:33:53,542 --> 00:33:57,774 After 30 minutes walk, a nice tapis roulant! And for you? 472 00:33:58,142 --> 00:34:00,098 That in your place there would be Guglielmo. 473 00:34:01,422 --> 00:34:02,901 That pig of your mother! 474 00:34:04,582 --> 00:34:05,810 What a crap! 475 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,932 - Thanks, very sincere of you! - You are welcome! 476 00:34:12,822 --> 00:34:14,972 Amaranta: Okay. 477 00:34:19,062 --> 00:34:21,974 She does withthe voice, they call her ''the witch of the voice''. 478 00:34:22,182 --> 00:34:24,742 They even did a show on the television. 479 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:32,931 480 00:34:33,182 --> 00:34:35,537 Lorenzo: Pumpkin. 481 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,980 > You: 482 00:34:41,022 --> 00:34:44,219 - Good morning, madame witch. - What did ya bring? 483 00:34:45,062 --> 00:34:47,622 Ham, two salamis and cheese. 484 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,933 - Where do i put them? - Toss them over there! 485 00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:55,293 I'll toss them here. Al�! 486 00:34:56,422 --> 00:34:57,650 < Yourself: Sit down. 487 00:34:57,902 --> 00:35:01,258 - I can sit, but we are here for you < Sit down. 488 00:35:07,502 --> 00:35:12,530 So, let's start, Now the talking ends and the singing start. 489 00:35:12,822 --> 00:35:14,653 ''The singing start''. What is it? 490 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,859 - She focus while singing. - Ah! 491 00:35:19,822 --> 00:35:24,691 a love in the future. 492 00:35:31,102 --> 00:35:35,573 < Amaranta: the naughty question,.. 493 00:35:40,782 --> 00:35:46,175 < You: he has the heart that beat strong. 494 00:35:53,062 --> 00:35:59,217 to take care of fucking business other than mine,.. 495 00:35:59,462 --> 00:36:04,775 he looks like a young marmot! 496 00:36:05,182 --> 00:36:06,774 < Maga: Get the hell out of here, asshole! 497 00:36:06,942 --> 00:36:12,016 I go, but while you sing he eat the whole supermarket! 498 00:36:12,222 --> 00:36:14,099 Get out! Get out! 499 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,816 Good morning, is the witch of the voice in shape today ? 500 00:36:18,102 --> 00:36:21,378 No, the rat is in shape. He got a stomach very big. 501 00:36:22,982 --> 00:36:24,097 Lorenzo... 502 00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:26,859 The witch says if you could get in for a moment. 503 00:36:27,022 --> 00:36:29,855 - Does she want to do me the side B? - Come on, for a minute, she want to talk to you. 504 00:36:30,022 --> 00:36:32,297 - Is she going to throw two sausages in the face? - Come on! 505 00:36:32,542 --> 00:36:33,770 Lorenzo: Cool, this witch! 506 00:36:34,782 --> 00:36:36,500 Lorenzo: Can i get in? 507 00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:39,820 I apologize for before, but the rat is nibbling, nibbling,... 508 00:36:40,022 --> 00:36:42,252 ..he take down the whole house! < Asshole! 509 00:36:42,502 --> 00:36:44,891 - Aight, I apologized. < Stupid excuses! 510 00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:49,093 < Even if you are a sceptical fuck I want to give you a gift. 511 00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:51,412 Yes, but please don't restart with the songs! 512 00:36:51,982 --> 00:36:56,419 The female .... and keep a secret, careful, asshole! 513 00:36:57,502 --> 00:37:01,381 Thanks. Good bye. 514 00:37:04,942 --> 00:37:08,491 < Lorenzo: I wonder also how how the TV come shooting some people. 515 00:37:09,182 --> 00:37:10,615 What have you been told exactly? 516 00:37:10,942 --> 00:37:14,173 Nothing, a bullshit about you. Maybe she thought we were engaged. 517 00:37:14,342 --> 00:37:15,297 What? 518 00:37:15,742 --> 00:37:17,892 < ''That female...'' 519 00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:21,771 ''...keep a secret... Careful, asshole!'' 520 00:37:23,422 --> 00:37:28,018 The witch is right. Don't ever give me your back. 521 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,296 < I have a mistere. 522 00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:36,662 (voce spiritata) Ah... Are you possessed by the devil? you have a demon! 523 00:37:37,102 --> 00:37:39,013 < You have a demon inside! - No, no, no! 524 00:37:39,182 --> 00:37:41,571 Lorenzo: You have the demon inside! Speed the demon out! 525 00:37:41,862 --> 00:37:43,580 - Speed the demon out! - No, no! 526 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,422 Speed the demon out! Speed him out! 527 00:38:12,142 --> 00:38:13,461 < Amaranta: Take this. 528 00:38:14,342 --> 00:38:15,491 I won't wear it. 529 00:38:15,742 --> 00:38:18,939 < Really ? - I'm feeling hot. - Are you sure? Can i wear it? - Mh mh. 530 00:38:24,422 --> 00:38:27,175 Maybe is the sun today. A little short, heh? 531 00:38:29,262 --> 00:38:32,857 You know I'm one of those who can take away the tablecloth,... 532 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,172 ..pulling it, leaving everything above of it? 533 00:38:35,422 --> 00:38:36,775 - Really? - Really. 534 00:38:37,262 --> 00:38:39,412 - Try it. - Do you want to see? - Mh mh. 535 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:41,497 Careful, heh? 536 00:38:42,062 --> 00:38:43,814 Take off the elbows. There you go, well done. 537 00:38:47,182 --> 00:38:49,412 One, two... 538 00:38:50,142 --> 00:38:53,691 539 00:38:57,782 --> 00:38:59,010 Two lemoncellos! 540 00:39:02,862 --> 00:39:04,818 So cold... 541 00:39:11,102 --> 00:39:12,854 Do we sleep in there tonight? 542 00:39:13,102 --> 00:39:16,731 - Why? Isn't it romantic? - It might have been with Guglielmo. 543 00:39:16,942 --> 00:39:18,978 A part that i suffer seasickness. 544 00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:24,661 < Amaranta: In your opinion I organized all of this... 545 00:39:24,822 --> 00:39:27,256 ...to sleep separated from him? You'll see tomorrow night! 546 00:39:32,062 --> 00:39:34,815 Dear Guglielmo, you are a real dickhead! 547 00:39:35,782 --> 00:39:37,579 Aren't there any mosquitos? 548 00:39:38,262 --> 00:39:43,052 Lorenzo: Here we are. Cool this mattress. A water one! 549 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,179 Cool that book, I've read it as well. 550 00:39:46,382 --> 00:39:48,577 A nice thriller, a nice intrigue, cool. 551 00:39:52,342 --> 00:39:53,377 Thanks! 552 00:39:56,302 --> 00:39:58,258 - Now we sleep. - Now we sleep. 553 00:39:59,302 --> 00:40:01,258 Oh, sorry. 554 00:40:02,702 --> 00:40:04,658 Hallo? Hallo? 555 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,462 Wait, Fausto, I'm coming out. Sorry. i'm on my way out. 556 00:40:08,222 --> 00:40:09,496 557 00:40:10,222 --> 00:40:12,019 Can you tell me where the fuck is my wife? 558 00:40:12,182 --> 00:40:14,776 It's the whole day long that i'm calling her on the cell phone, but nothing,... 559 00:40:22,142 --> 00:40:24,258 She must have left this morning with the car. 560 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,491 ...and I have too many doubts! 561 00:40:28,662 --> 00:40:30,493 I've left her today morning in the villa. 562 00:40:30,702 --> 00:40:34,138 - Was she alone? - Yes, alone, but she had to leave. 563 00:40:34,382 --> 00:40:37,135 ''She had to'', ''She must be''... You must be precise! 564 00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:44,659 - There was only the waiter. - The waiter? 565 00:40:45,302 --> 00:40:48,578 - What kind of waiter? - Who knows, indian! 566 00:40:49,222 --> 00:40:50,291 Indian?! 567 00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:54,100 Hallo? Hallo? 568 00:40:54,342 --> 00:40:56,094 This time I won't forgive her. 569 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,095 Fausto! Fausto! 570 00:41:01,582 --> 00:41:03,937 Where did she go that imbecil of Nina? 571 00:41:04,742 --> 00:41:08,815 572 00:41:12,182 --> 00:41:14,218 I'll show you ''Spesame mucho''. 573 00:41:33,782 --> 00:41:36,137 Oh, so tiring this tango! 574 00:41:36,982 --> 00:41:39,257 Bring me some weed. it will chill me out a bit. 575 00:41:40,262 --> 00:41:42,822 < Oh, Simiur! 576 00:41:46,782 --> 00:41:51,139 - So, did you like me? - A lot. 577 00:41:51,782 --> 00:41:54,342 Listen, honey, shall we go over the garden? 578 00:41:54,622 --> 00:41:57,056 - Which garden? - Are you pretending to act as the indian? 579 00:41:57,622 --> 00:42:01,581 - I prefer the classic method. - Then classify me! 580 00:42:10,902 --> 00:42:14,133 Amaranta, can i ask you an intimate question? 581 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:16,697 Tell me. 582 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:26,134 Do yo know a man that is not a horny-gorilla in the right moment? 583 00:42:42,542 --> 00:42:46,296 - Important is to understand when the the right moment arrive. - Right! Good night. 584 00:42:47,742 --> 00:42:49,892 These water-mattress suck. 585 00:42:56,662 --> 00:42:58,937 < Lorenzo: Ahi, ahi, ahi! 586 00:43:00,382 --> 00:43:02,134 Jesus, what a torture! 587 00:43:03,382 --> 00:43:06,055 If i'm below, i'll puke, If I'm above, I'll burn! 588 00:43:06,502 --> 00:43:09,778 < Amaranta: Beppino, I'll plunge again! < Beppino: Ok. cool! 589 00:43:11,742 --> 00:43:13,175 < Lorenzo: I'm also hungry. 590 00:43:14,422 --> 00:43:16,697 - When do we eat? - Beppino: Take this. 591 00:43:18,462 --> 00:43:22,421 This alchoves are prepared by me, they are salt-based, have a taste! 592 00:43:26,502 --> 00:43:28,970 > Are they good, heh? - Very good! 593 00:43:59,422 --> 00:44:00,411 Ehi! 594 00:44:01,822 --> 00:44:05,497 Another one! Check it out, Beppino! 595 00:44:05,942 --> 00:44:10,174 Jesus! You are lucky today! 596 00:44:10,462 --> 00:44:12,339 Did you see, Lorenzo, how fine they are? 597 00:44:12,902 --> 00:44:15,735 - What are they? - The blu rocks of the hope! 598 00:44:16,382 --> 00:44:18,737 They call them Floriani. They are very rare! 599 00:44:19,382 --> 00:44:23,170 < They bring good luck. I've already taken 4 of them! They are on the orange tarpaulin! 600 00:44:23,902 --> 00:44:26,462 Nice! I go to have a bath till there! 601 00:44:29,422 --> 00:44:33,176 - Amaranta: Listen, Lorenzo, thank you. - About what? - About everything. 602 00:44:34,062 --> 00:44:36,496 You came with me to have this absurd trip,... 603 00:44:36,782 --> 00:44:40,252 ...you ask for nothing, you ask nothing to me. Thank you. 604 00:44:40,462 --> 00:44:43,374 Lorenzo: Figures! Look, I'm also having good time here! 605 00:44:43,622 --> 00:44:47,661 Pity for that fat guy who stole the blu rocks of the hope. 606 00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,460 Really, and how he denied it! 607 00:44:50,622 --> 00:44:51,850 Disgusting! 608 00:44:52,902 --> 00:44:55,177 - Where do we go? - Don't ask questions. 609 00:44:55,662 --> 00:44:58,222 I can just tell you that today and tomorrow we go by bicycle. 610 00:44:58,462 --> 00:45:00,293 Ah, by bicycle! How lucky! 611 00:45:01,982 --> 00:45:04,018 612 00:45:04,982 --> 00:45:07,132 - Lorenzo: Where do we go? - A party. 613 00:45:07,702 --> 00:45:09,818 We dance, we drink and we have fun! 614 00:45:10,702 --> 00:45:14,536 - Look, here will be difficult to explain that you are not Guglielmo. - All right. 615 00:45:14,822 --> 00:45:16,972 < Woman: Here they comes! 616 00:45:20,142 --> 00:45:23,498 < And you are Guglielmo? - Sure! Check what Guglielmo's face I have! 617 00:45:23,662 --> 00:45:27,018 < Come, we are waiting for you. We prepared the custom! 618 00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:30,333 So we do a trick to this boy! 619 00:45:30,582 --> 00:45:31,935 Come with me! 620 00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:40,821 621 00:45:51,862 --> 00:45:54,092 Look how nice! I also have the pompon! 622 00:45:55,862 --> 00:45:57,011 You look great! 623 00:45:58,462 --> 00:46:00,418 You look like Robespierre's fool cousin. 624 00:46:00,582 --> 00:46:03,779 Come on, Guglielmo! Join for this dance! 625 00:46:04,902 --> 00:46:06,130 Lorenzo: Where do i go? 626 00:46:07,062 --> 00:46:08,017 Guglielmo? 627 00:46:08,782 --> 00:46:10,659 - What's up? - Let's take a picture! 628 00:46:12,502 --> 00:46:14,140 Ahi, ahi, ahi! 629 00:46:15,462 --> 00:46:16,497 630 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:19,014 Lorenzo: Ohi, ohi, ohi! 631 00:46:20,382 --> 00:46:21,940 Ohi, ohi, ohi! 632 00:46:24,462 --> 00:46:27,101 < Woman: It was a distraction, my son didn't want to. 633 00:46:27,262 --> 00:46:30,254 < Lorenzo: What distraction? He also aimed at it! Steng! 634 00:46:35,782 --> 00:46:37,534 < Another while and he take my head off! 635 00:46:37,702 --> 00:46:41,092 - Does it hurts? - No, what pain? Sometime before to go to bed... 636 00:46:41,302 --> 00:46:44,453 ...a knock between head and neck I ask for it. I like it! 637 00:46:49,062 --> 00:46:50,211 - What is it? - Wine. 638 00:46:50,542 --> 00:46:52,931 - I'll drink it all at once, cool! 639 00:46:57,822 --> 00:47:00,894 < Man: Drink, after the knock you need a drink! 640 00:47:01,182 --> 00:47:04,572 I drink, but it's already the second cup of wine! 641 00:47:04,982 --> 00:47:06,574 This the cake by Angelina! 642 00:47:06,822 --> 00:47:10,701 She prepared it with her own hands. Holy hands! Eat it, eat it! 643 00:47:11,142 --> 00:47:13,053 < Woman: Shut up, shut up! 644 00:47:13,422 --> 00:47:15,617 Now this guy in love... 645 00:47:15,782 --> 00:47:18,171 ...has to give a present to his girlfriend! 646 00:47:18,462 --> 00:47:22,296 Do something, Tell her something that will make her heart fall a part. 647 00:47:22,542 --> 00:47:27,138 < Lorenzo: What do I tell her? I am drunk for the half and with an headache! 648 00:47:27,422 --> 00:47:30,061 Sing her a fine song! 649 00:47:30,382 --> 00:47:33,772 Singing? I don't remember the words i didn't know them when i was a child either. 650 00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:37,498 < I don't know the words. - Come on, sing, sing! 651 00:47:37,782 --> 00:47:40,137 Everyone: Sing, sing! 652 00:47:40,662 --> 00:47:43,813 Easy, easy, don't get mad, I'll sing. 653 00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:45,814 Come on musicians! 654 00:47:56,022 --> 00:47:59,651 < 655 00:47:59,982 --> 00:48:03,895 656 00:48:04,182 --> 00:48:06,332 657 00:48:08,262 --> 00:48:12,096 < 658 00:48:13,982 --> 00:48:17,213 that you look at me,.. 659 00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:22,931 ..I'll die like this looking at you! 660 00:48:26,502 --> 00:48:31,371 661 00:48:32,942 --> 00:48:37,299 662 00:48:37,542 --> 00:48:39,100 663 00:48:39,302 --> 00:48:43,011 < 664 00:48:43,502 --> 00:48:49,941 make me understand! 665 00:48:50,222 --> 00:48:53,134 666 00:48:54,022 --> 00:49:00,655 Everyone: 667 00:49:01,142 --> 00:49:06,899 668 00:49:07,662 --> 00:49:13,419 669 00:49:13,982 --> 00:49:25,780 670 00:49:26,062 --> 00:49:27,700 671 00:49:29,382 --> 00:49:31,452 Lorenzo: I took it too high. 672 00:49:33,102 --> 00:49:39,860 673 00:49:51,382 --> 00:49:54,818 674 00:50:45,302 --> 00:50:47,532 Lorenzo: Damn, this water stinks! 675 00:50:47,902 --> 00:50:50,336 what did they put inside it? 676 00:50:50,622 --> 00:50:54,092 Amaranta: It's good, this water is good. 677 00:51:06,582 --> 00:51:10,052 - Do you get embarassed? - No. 678 00:51:15,902 --> 00:51:17,893 Naked women look better than men. 679 00:51:18,222 --> 00:51:21,259 - Naked men are ridicolous! < See how you are? 680 00:51:21,542 --> 00:51:25,933 Men, all the same, you talk, talk and.. 681 00:51:26,422 --> 00:51:30,097 ..you are the first to blush, you are predictable. 682 00:51:30,382 --> 00:51:32,020 Because I'd have the courage -- 683 00:51:39,182 --> 00:51:41,537 Lorenzo: Excuse me madame, what time is it? 684 00:51:41,782 --> 00:51:44,455 I'ts twelve and a fuck -- Oh, 12.30. 685 00:51:44,742 --> 00:51:49,179 Thanks, measures are faked by the antrax. Thanks a fuck! 686 00:51:49,542 --> 00:51:50,577 687 00:51:54,422 --> 00:51:55,696 Let's repeat. come on. 688 00:51:56,462 --> 00:51:59,215 - Filthy? - Man filthy inside? 689 00:51:59,982 --> 00:52:01,938 However not very available. 690 00:52:02,782 --> 00:52:06,013 - Whore? - Woman very available. 691 00:52:06,302 --> 00:52:08,338 But behind compensation and without invoice. 692 00:52:09,222 --> 00:52:11,372 - Lupara? - Weapon? 693 00:52:12,222 --> 00:52:13,974 Instrument for killing. 694 00:52:17,702 --> 00:52:20,500 - Piruocchio arrinisciuto? - Proud louse? 695 00:52:22,662 --> 00:52:25,415 - Man with money but without charm! - Cool. 696 00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:27,858 Now careful here is the difficult part! 697 00:52:28,502 --> 00:52:30,652 U suverchiu scummogghia u cuperchiu? 698 00:52:30,942 --> 00:52:34,378 This is a saying! It's like ''the drop that makes the water fall out''? 699 00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:41,091 You are very good! Come here, let me kiss you. 700 00:52:42,022 --> 00:52:43,057 Aaah! 701 00:52:44,422 --> 00:52:46,982 For Rosalia sacke! 702 00:52:49,662 --> 00:52:51,493 Now it's a fuckin problem! 703 00:52:52,662 --> 00:52:54,334 Sexual male's organs. 704 00:52:54,902 --> 00:52:57,336 > Fausto: Let me go! 705 00:52:57,582 --> 00:53:00,654 < Nina: Fausto, wait! - What am I waiting for? 706 00:53:00,822 --> 00:53:01,811 < Nina: It's not as it seems. 707 00:53:01,982 --> 00:53:03,700 Isn't it as it seems? I've never saw you before? 708 00:53:03,862 --> 00:53:06,171 You even deny the evidence! I'll go to a lawyer. 709 00:53:06,342 --> 00:53:08,572 - Nina: My Strabicchiotto ! - What Strabicchiotto? 710 00:53:13,262 --> 00:53:16,060 - Nina: Let me explain! - What? Let me explain it to you. 711 00:53:16,342 --> 00:53:18,731 < You are a traitor! < How dare you? 712 00:53:18,902 --> 00:53:20,654 < Fausto: Before that guy from Calcutta... 713 00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,892 ..the one you gave the motorbike PK Special! 714 00:53:23,062 --> 00:53:26,099 - It was second hand,it had already 9.000 km! - Stop it, it was brand new! 715 00:53:26,262 --> 00:53:29,095 Then the indian of the island that used to teach you english? 716 00:53:29,262 --> 00:53:32,379 - You even went scuba diving with him. What were you doing? - Full immersion! 717 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:37,775 Nice! and Sandokan? The guy of the party with the mask in Borgo San Lorenzo? 718 00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:40,894 < He wasn't even original. HIs make up was the black polish for the shoes! 719 00:53:57,542 --> 00:53:59,100 Amaranta: Qu� lindo! 720 00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,012 - How mutch does it cost? - Today 10 euros. 721 00:54:02,582 --> 00:54:04,812 - Amaranta: Okay, perfect. - Thanks. 722 00:54:05,782 --> 00:54:10,139 - Wear it! - No! Donald duck no! 723 00:54:10,422 --> 00:54:13,255 Amaranta: Come on, wear it! You are going great. 724 00:54:13,622 --> 00:54:15,897 Now hit me with your best shot with Donald duck! 725 00:54:17,262 --> 00:54:21,016 Lorenzo: It means that if tonight it's cold....bang! I'll wear Donald duck. 726 00:54:21,502 --> 00:54:22,617 - Okay. - Thanks. 727 00:54:26,182 --> 00:54:28,742 Maybe I'll wear it to go to ski. 728 00:54:29,982 --> 00:54:30,971 Lorenzo: By the way,.. 729 00:54:31,182 --> 00:54:34,379 ..on friday you made me sleep on a boat, yesterday in a barn. 730 00:54:34,542 --> 00:54:36,772 As you can see, I don't ask questions.. 731 00:54:38,262 --> 00:54:39,820 ..but where do we sleep tonight? 732 00:54:40,782 --> 00:54:44,821 Tonight, dear Lorenzo, I think I pushed it too mutch. 733 00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:47,174 Did you push it? 734 00:55:07,302 --> 00:55:08,701 - Lorenzo... - Tell me. 735 00:55:11,342 --> 00:55:13,173 Reask me the question on the magic. 736 00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:18,614 Which one? Which magic would be best for you? 737 00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:20,897 Yea, that one. 738 00:55:22,662 --> 00:55:25,415 - Amaranta... - Tell me. 739 00:55:26,302 --> 00:55:30,261 Una pregunta: Which magic would be best for you, now? 740 00:55:32,742 --> 00:55:33,777 Mmh... 741 00:55:34,982 --> 00:55:36,813 I wish Guglielmo doesn't exists. 742 00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:55,052 Look, you and I can not be friends. 743 00:56:15,862 --> 00:56:18,934 Amaranta: We always fall in love with the wrong people. 744 00:56:52,862 --> 00:56:54,818 Come on, in two hours we are done. 745 00:56:55,262 --> 00:56:56,820 My my, what a mess! 746 00:56:58,062 --> 00:56:59,939 - Here it is! - Thanks. 747 00:57:00,262 --> 00:57:04,335 - We are on foot again! - We'll go back to how we started! Get in! 748 00:57:05,182 --> 00:57:08,219 - If you can't make it i'll switch with you. - I can do it! 749 00:57:15,382 --> 00:57:18,454 < Lorenzo: My my, you are so heavy! - Come on! 750 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:26,460 Do they rob you at home? 751 00:57:27,822 --> 00:57:28,777 Whos is there? 752 00:57:32,142 --> 00:57:34,178 < Simur: The boss arrived! 753 00:57:35,342 --> 00:57:36,980 I'll go upstairs to take a shower! 754 00:57:37,302 --> 00:57:38,701 What's going on? 755 00:57:38,902 --> 00:57:41,462 ''Is the boss arrived''? What do you mean? The shower? 756 00:57:41,702 --> 00:57:44,739 < Veronica: You have to stop it to spend everything in whores! 757 00:57:45,622 --> 00:57:46,577 Veronica... 758 00:57:46,742 --> 00:57:48,733 < Veronica: Yes, i also got the paintings! 759 00:57:48,902 --> 00:57:50,972 and even the gardening stuff! 760 00:57:51,262 --> 00:57:53,412 - Veronica! - I'm sorry, I'll call you back. 761 00:57:54,142 --> 00:57:57,259 - What are you doing here? - Actually what are you doing here? 762 00:57:57,582 --> 00:58:00,301 What am I doing here? Well, this is my house! 763 00:58:00,942 --> 00:58:03,092 - Are you Amaranta's auntie? < Whom? 764 00:58:08,302 --> 00:58:12,580 < Veronica: your friend, I want to see him on his knees, that pig! 765 00:58:13,062 --> 00:58:14,495 So, what are you doing here? 766 00:58:15,142 --> 00:58:16,973 Amaranta! Amaranta! 767 00:58:18,342 --> 00:58:19,377 Amaranta! 768 00:58:20,342 --> 00:58:21,411 Amaranta! 769 00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:29,100 How she run away! Run away?! 770 00:58:29,782 --> 00:58:33,013 I don' t know who is this Amaranta, I've never heard of her. 771 00:58:33,582 --> 00:58:35,971 < She will probably be one of his whores. 772 00:58:36,422 --> 00:58:39,778 This is the house of your friend Bardella. 773 00:58:40,102 --> 00:58:45,779 Namely, it's not his house anymore, it's mine, since today, if he keeps not paying my alimony! 774 00:58:46,102 --> 00:58:48,741 Then, this is Bardella's house? Your ex husband's one? 775 00:58:49,022 --> 00:58:52,458 - No, it's mine! - Yes, since today if he doesn't pay my alimony! 776 00:58:52,742 --> 00:58:56,417 I came here, Amaranta was waiting Guglielmo, brought the snow.. 777 00:58:56,702 --> 00:58:59,421 Guglielmo? What are you talking about? 778 00:59:00,262 --> 00:59:02,014 I'm missing since 3 days! 779 00:59:02,302 --> 00:59:03,655 I've met the witch,... 780 00:59:03,822 --> 00:59:07,098 ...I got knocked between the head and the neck, i've slept on a boat! 781 00:59:07,262 --> 00:59:09,253 < We made love on a tree.. 782 00:59:14,102 --> 00:59:18,061 Damn, stop crying. 783 00:59:18,542 --> 00:59:21,010 You are a piece of shit, a cruel man! 784 00:59:21,342 --> 00:59:24,618 < Even our love has been challenged! 785 00:59:26,302 --> 00:59:30,978 A bet? You two did a bet on me? 786 00:59:31,182 --> 00:59:33,696 < Taddeo: In effect this time we pushed it,.. 787 00:59:33,942 --> 00:59:35,261 ..but you know how I am,.. 788 00:59:35,542 --> 00:59:38,295 ...when i'm asked to bet I can't resist,.. 789 00:59:38,462 --> 00:59:40,737 ...it's stronger than me, it's like a sickness, I just go for it! 790 00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:45,340 Do you want to know how it happened? 791 00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:50,261 < I was here in my house I was playing chess with a friend,.. 792 00:59:51,102 --> 00:59:52,660 ..a philosopher by Pistoia.... 793 00:59:53,222 --> 01:00:01,971 Bishop in B9, Veruska in L5, you win with your lucky ass! 794 01:00:02,262 --> 01:00:03,820 795 01:00:05,982 --> 01:00:07,540 Taddeo: Check mate! 796 01:00:08,902 --> 01:00:10,938 > Taddeo: If you dialed this number,.. 797 01:00:11,102 --> 01:00:13,218 ..it means the cell phone is off.. 798 01:00:13,462 --> 01:00:16,977 ..and if it's off, it means, you don't have to dial this number! 799 01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:18,777 800 01:00:18,982 --> 01:00:22,861 > Bardella: Slipper, I want to bet on the human being. 801 01:00:23,142 --> 01:00:25,656 > We bet that within two weeks.. 802 01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:29,292 ..i find the woman that put that filthy friend of ours on his knees. 803 01:00:29,462 --> 01:00:31,100 > we bet 50.000 euros. 804 01:00:31,262 --> 01:00:34,015 - Taddeo: Ohi ohi, can I. - Where are you going? 805 01:00:34,942 --> 01:00:39,060 - So, what happened? - Did you smeel the perfume? 806 01:00:39,342 --> 01:00:41,651 Can you explain why are you so mad at him? 807 01:00:41,982 --> 01:00:46,897 Because he is a fuckin single and he always fool me around. 808 01:00:47,182 --> 01:00:49,616 - And how does that happen? > Don't worry about it. 809 01:00:50,062 --> 01:00:52,337 - Are you in or not? > Let's do this,.. 810 01:00:52,582 --> 01:00:56,257 ..if you win, i give you the money, but I win you give me your brand new Jaguar. 811 01:00:56,502 --> 01:00:58,060 > Done. Deal! 812 01:00:58,222 --> 01:01:01,453 I?ll go now, I have to explain Schopenhauer to a friend of mine. Ciao! 813 01:01:01,822 --> 01:01:05,417 How did you come up wth that? How dare you? 814 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,698 A bet on my feelings? 815 01:01:07,902 --> 01:01:10,735 < Bardella: What were you thinking? To be the superior being? 816 01:01:10,942 --> 01:01:13,615 I was single like you before to meet her. 817 01:01:13,942 --> 01:01:15,455 < Then, a night, I saw her... 818 01:01:15,782 --> 01:01:19,331 ...she was sitting on the table of that restaurant close to the sea. She was alone,.. 819 01:01:19,622 --> 01:01:21,852 ..the orchestra played ''B�same Mucho'',.. 820 01:01:22,382 --> 01:01:25,613 ..and midnight came, there were stars, she was still alone... 821 01:01:25,862 --> 01:01:28,660 < Don't you get close? And there the trap! 822 01:01:29,342 --> 01:01:32,493 His boyfriend had to arrive Guglielmo, they were in love. 823 01:01:43,502 --> 01:01:49,054 < And what do you do? You go to my villa on the sea to grab the furnitures? 824 01:01:49,382 --> 01:01:51,976 She was loosing it...fuck! She was loosing it! 825 01:01:52,622 --> 01:01:56,774 < She made me lose the bet and the Jaguar! She ruined my life! 826 01:01:57,062 --> 01:02:01,772 - Why don't you calm down? You have 3 by-pass! < Taddeo, cool down. 827 01:02:01,942 --> 01:02:05,139 And be happy with the jaguar, it also has the insurance payed for one year. 828 01:02:09,622 --> 01:02:10,737 She is an actress! 829 01:02:11,022 --> 01:02:17,291 830 01:02:17,542 --> 01:02:18,497 Actress? 831 01:02:20,102 --> 01:02:22,570 832 01:02:27,022 --> 01:02:29,855 < He will make you lose the habit to play with indians! 833 01:02:30,222 --> 01:02:33,498 - Pearl by Labuan! < Piss off....Pearl by Lips! 834 01:02:33,982 --> 01:02:36,337 835 01:02:36,902 --> 01:02:38,858 Spiripicchio, did you speak with Bardella? 836 01:02:39,022 --> 01:02:41,172 < He sent me a fax with the informations. 837 01:02:41,462 --> 01:02:44,374 The name of the girl is not Amaranta, but Anna Jimenez. 838 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:50,136 ...they d�but with a show in Narni, close to Terni. 839 01:02:50,302 --> 01:02:53,499 - In which teathre? - Narni is not Broadway, there is only one teathre! 840 01:02:54,142 --> 01:02:58,499 < Lorenzo: Faustino, Nina is stuck on the hail machine crying. 841 01:02:58,982 --> 01:03:02,611 This time I'll go till the end! A woman that betray doesn't deserve forgivness! 842 01:03:02,782 --> 01:03:04,215 But you've forgiven her so many times already! 843 01:03:04,382 --> 01:03:07,977 < I didn't see her the other times. Eye can't sees, heart can't hurts! 844 01:03:10,742 --> 01:03:13,893 Sheeps in the sky, water all the way... what the fuck are you talking about today? 845 01:03:15,382 --> 01:03:19,614 Man: Alt, knights! The spanish princess is coming! 846 01:03:20,182 --> 01:03:24,858 < Get down from your horses and let's greets such beauty! 847 01:03:25,702 --> 01:03:30,059 - Here she is! Your grace! - and grace my ass! 848 01:03:31,822 --> 01:03:33,050 Oh, gentlemen! 849 01:03:34,422 --> 01:03:38,700 What i was uselessly looking for is the consequence of my love for Guadalberto,.. 850 01:03:46,502 --> 01:03:47,730 ...of other loves. 851 01:03:49,302 --> 01:03:55,172 And it floats in the shadow of the wish that he remember, my love. 852 01:03:55,702 --> 01:03:59,775 < Director: Stop! Hold it! Anna, whats the problem? 853 01:04:00,062 --> 01:04:02,371 I wear the 39! This shoes are 37! 854 01:04:02,742 --> 01:04:04,539 < If you don't have the money for the customs,.. 855 01:04:04,702 --> 01:04:07,774 ...let's do some modern commedies, so i can bring the shoes from home 856 01:04:12,942 --> 01:04:14,216 < Check also those guys out! 857 01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:18,131 < Those 3 idiots, they are joking. Are you actors or what? 858 01:04:18,702 --> 01:04:22,456 - I drive the train in the morning! - Ok, then stay there and get out of my balls! 859 01:04:23,502 --> 01:04:25,493 < Director: There you go, you had to show off! 860 01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:28,615 Neither 3 months ago, this one used to prostitute herself... 861 01:04:28,862 --> 01:04:31,296 ...and now she became a star. - What did you say? 862 01:04:32,262 --> 01:04:33,411 < What did you say? 863 01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:36,734 I heard you! Your mother was a prostitute! 864 01:04:36,902 --> 01:04:38,654 < I've never did that! 865 01:04:38,822 --> 01:04:40,653 I was joking, cool down! 866 01:04:40,982 --> 01:04:44,213 You are a broke ass! From tomorrow on I won't come here again, find another one! 867 01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:46,692 easy, my horse might lose it! 868 01:04:51,462 --> 01:04:54,693 869 01:04:56,782 --> 01:04:59,421 Congratulations, excellent interpretation! 870 01:04:59,982 --> 01:05:04,612 < You know what? In my opinion you did prostitute yourself at least once. 871 01:05:05,662 --> 01:05:06,617 Whore! 872 01:05:07,662 --> 01:05:08,811 < Baby: Mammy! 873 01:05:10,262 --> 01:05:11,217 < Mammy! 874 01:05:11,502 --> 01:05:15,734 Honey, sit down on the bags. I'll say bye to this guy and we leave. 875 01:05:16,382 --> 01:05:18,134 Come here. That's it. 876 01:05:21,622 --> 01:05:25,058 I would have looked for you. I wanted to explain that... 877 01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:28,855 well, I wanted to apologize. 878 01:05:30,822 --> 01:05:33,780 Sometime in life apologizing is not enough. 879 01:05:35,902 --> 01:05:40,054 - Is he your son? - Yes. - Congratulations, he is a nice kid. 880 01:05:47,902 --> 01:05:48,971 < Lawyer: I didn't understand well yet. 881 01:05:49,222 --> 01:05:51,656 This separation must be mutual, ain't it? 882 01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:55,053 Because if it's not, we need another lawyer for your wife. 883 01:05:55,622 --> 01:05:59,092 - In fact, your honour... - Lawyer, I am a lawyer. 884 01:05:59,262 --> 01:06:01,378 Your honour, i meant... 885 01:06:01,542 --> 01:06:04,056 ...this separation is also my husband wish,... 886 01:06:04,222 --> 01:06:06,417 ...because he has a bad opinion about me! 887 01:06:06,582 --> 01:06:07,901 But I still love him! 888 01:06:09,022 --> 01:06:10,011 What? 889 01:06:10,182 --> 01:06:12,571 He say that it's not true. That I was wrong! 890 01:06:12,742 --> 01:06:15,495 - But, mister notary... - Lawyer. I am a lawyer! 891 01:06:15,662 --> 01:06:19,974 Lawyer, i found evidence about her! I busted her! 892 01:06:20,142 --> 01:06:21,291 893 01:06:21,462 --> 01:06:25,694 I busted her clasped as a polyp to Mister Simur Aui Maccarti! 894 01:06:25,862 --> 01:06:27,181 < Don't pay attention to that, it's vulgar. 895 01:06:27,342 --> 01:06:31,130 As long as i go over the garden i was with him like... 896 01:06:31,302 --> 01:06:35,215 - and who is this Simur? Ah, The indian guy? - Right him! 897 01:06:35,382 --> 01:06:37,737 I busted them while they were exchanging erotics massages,.. 898 01:06:41,782 --> 01:06:45,218 < Nina: Do you want to kill me? Kill me! 899 01:06:45,382 --> 01:06:49,261 I'll kill myself, but forgive me! Also assassins get forgivness! 900 01:06:49,502 --> 01:06:52,778 - Forgive me! - Forgive my ass! 901 01:06:53,062 --> 01:06:56,532 You are a pervert woman! 902 01:06:56,702 --> 01:06:59,739 We go abroad. I promised you the passport? I'll make it to you! 903 01:06:59,902 --> 01:07:03,941 - We'll go in Polinesia, in Sri Lanka... - What Sri Lanka! 904 01:07:04,102 --> 01:07:07,538 Excuse me, it's better that you sort things out before. 905 01:07:07,782 --> 01:07:09,056 Fausto: Sort out what? 906 01:07:09,222 --> 01:07:11,099 Congressman, the things are two: 907 01:07:11,262 --> 01:07:13,696 ..or I take a surgery and i become indian... 908 01:07:13,862 --> 01:07:17,059 ..or I'll be fooled around for my whole life! Clear? Seaparation! 909 01:07:20,102 --> 01:07:21,854 < Director: No, too heavy. 910 01:07:22,182 --> 01:07:25,538 Look, the drops are huge! We have to make a thriller! 911 01:07:30,622 --> 01:07:33,341 Then let's mix it with the fog! 912 01:07:33,502 --> 01:07:36,460 It's even better, you can't see a fuck And you catch the rain! 913 01:07:36,622 --> 01:07:39,090 The assassin with the raincoat long till the feet, black... 914 01:07:39,262 --> 01:07:42,572 ...stab here and there. - No, you don't know the story! 915 01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:45,098 The assassin is a parrot! 916 01:07:45,422 --> 01:07:47,890 Well, if the assassin... 917 01:08:01,462 --> 01:08:03,418 You saw it as well, it wasn't only me. 918 01:08:03,582 --> 01:08:07,211 Sure, why? It's an olygram? I's a special effect of yours? 919 01:08:07,782 --> 01:08:08,931 920 01:08:09,102 --> 01:08:10,740 < Nina: Boss, I can not believe it! 921 01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:17,340 He said he wants to talk to you, He is waiting for you. 922 01:08:17,702 --> 01:08:20,421 Hurry up, lose that pain in the ass! 923 01:08:24,702 --> 01:08:27,136 He should call to Costanzo by Pistoia,.. 924 01:08:27,302 --> 01:08:30,738 ..they also have the zoo there, maybe you can find the main character. 925 01:08:31,302 --> 01:08:32,655 Costanzo by Pistoia? 926 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:48,575 You are right, sometime it's not enough to apologize. 927 01:08:48,742 --> 01:08:50,300 It will take only a minute. 928 01:08:51,942 --> 01:08:54,376 I wanted to tell you that with that shitty bet... 929 01:08:54,622 --> 01:08:56,499 ..I wanted to put you on your knees,.. 930 01:08:57,062 --> 01:08:59,974 ..because they said you are a filthy maschilist,.. 931 01:09:03,742 --> 01:09:06,097 I've been a fool, you are not like that. 932 01:09:06,302 --> 01:09:07,621 933 01:09:07,782 --> 01:09:08,931 I just wanted to tell you this. 934 01:09:11,342 --> 01:09:12,331 That's it. 935 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:21,382 I don't even know why I came her all I know is... 936 01:09:22,942 --> 01:09:25,376 ..I've had 3 wonderful days... 937 01:09:27,422 --> 01:09:28,775 ..and I will never forget them. 938 01:09:42,742 --> 01:09:46,291 And I've forgot about you! Who are you? I don't know you! 939 01:09:46,462 --> 01:09:50,296 What do you want from me? What is she looking for? 940 01:09:51,142 --> 01:09:53,417 Excuse me, can you show me the deep fog? 941 01:09:53,782 --> 01:09:55,295 Oh, this deep fog! 942 01:09:55,462 --> 01:09:58,295 And then you can't see anymore the parrot! Don't break my balls! 943 01:09:58,462 --> 01:09:59,941 I was asking about the deep fog... 944 01:10:29,022 --> 01:10:30,057 Who's next? 945 01:10:31,902 --> 01:10:34,974 Who's next? It's up to me. 946 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:39,295 Bishop in B5. 947 01:10:39,942 --> 01:10:43,378 Taddeo: Cool, a wise move! It's check mate. 948 01:10:43,942 --> 01:10:46,775 - Lorenzo: So what? - If you put it there, it's check mate. 949 01:10:47,342 --> 01:10:48,570 Why? < Why? 950 01:10:49,342 --> 01:10:52,891 Because you are a fgool. Look how ruined you are now. 951 01:10:57,062 --> 01:10:59,701 < Because I like to lose as well sometime. 952 01:11:00,142 --> 01:11:02,975 I'm not like you, always willing to win. 953 01:11:03,142 --> 01:11:08,091 Did you make your bet on me? 954 01:11:08,342 --> 01:11:11,573 Did you have fun? And now what should I do? 955 01:11:11,742 --> 01:11:13,619 How do I have to tell you? You are right! 956 01:11:14,102 --> 01:11:16,013 I apologized in all the languages! 957 01:11:16,702 --> 01:11:18,932 Anyway, in the rough luck you had good luck,... 958 01:11:19,102 --> 01:11:22,617 ...because you tested the chain of love without remaining slave. 959 01:11:22,782 --> 01:11:24,454 Anyway, enough! React! 960 01:11:25,422 --> 01:11:28,539 You have to trust Slipper. I'd do anything for you. 961 01:11:29,102 --> 01:11:31,172 Come on, wear the jacket and let's go. 962 01:11:31,462 --> 01:11:34,659 - Where do we go? < Don't worry wear the jacket and follow me. 963 01:11:34,822 --> 01:11:36,335 I want to make you forget the past! 964 01:11:44,862 --> 01:11:47,137 Taddeo: Here we are at the supermarket! 965 01:11:47,982 --> 01:11:50,860 I want a cuople of chickens to grill! 966 01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,331 Lorenzo: How long does it takes? 967 01:11:52,502 --> 01:11:55,141 The time to badge twice with the credit card! 968 01:11:55,302 --> 01:11:57,577 - Lorenzo: Take them brunette! - Don't worry! 969 01:11:57,742 --> 01:11:59,221 < Brunette, heh? - Easy! 970 01:12:00,062 --> 01:12:04,613 This is your life....fuck! Single all the way! 971 01:12:04,902 --> 01:12:08,417 < Drink! And always remember that these are not whores! 972 01:12:08,782 --> 01:12:12,741 They are guardian angels! Missionaires of the heart and red crossers.. 973 01:12:12,902 --> 01:12:15,735 - ....of my "aubergine"! < Correct! 974 01:12:17,742 --> 01:12:20,575 - Lorenzo: Where do we go? - To hell! 975 01:12:21,142 --> 01:12:24,896 - To kiss Satan in the mouth! - Al�! 976 01:12:25,182 --> 01:12:28,174 Yesss! 977 01:12:30,022 --> 01:12:32,377 Taddeo: What love, what family? 978 01:12:35,862 --> 01:12:38,979 - I'd like to see you getting old like this! - Like a red prawn! 979 01:12:39,142 --> 01:12:44,899 - Correct, you can go back! The night ain't over! - Nooo! 980 01:12:51,222 --> 01:12:55,056 Lorenzooo! Tell me you are enjoying it! 981 01:13:00,702 --> 01:13:03,853 982 01:13:07,942 --> 01:13:08,931 983 01:13:09,102 --> 01:13:10,979 < Lorenzo: Where are we? My head is floating! 984 01:13:11,142 --> 01:13:14,498 Now i show you the lame life of married people! 985 01:13:14,742 --> 01:13:17,973 Do you know who lives here? That moroon of my cousin, the sane one. 986 01:13:18,142 --> 01:13:20,781 You chicks, stay cool. 987 01:13:20,942 --> 01:13:22,819 We'll beright back! 988 01:13:24,862 --> 01:13:28,491 < Lorenzo: Stop it, they must be sleeping now! - Keep the cool! 989 01:13:28,982 --> 01:13:32,133 I?ll show you the wretchedness of matrimonial life! 990 01:13:34,102 --> 01:13:38,892 - Taddeo, what do you want at thistime? - Open up! Family reunion! 991 01:13:39,942 --> 01:13:41,694 I hope you won't bring those two...over there! 992 01:13:41,862 --> 01:13:45,298 No, easy, they are the anti-theft device! Let's go! 993 01:13:49,142 --> 01:13:51,781 Sst! Ok, don't make noise,... 994 01:13:52,062 --> 01:13:54,098 ....show us your family. 995 01:13:54,742 --> 01:13:57,893 Look, Brigitte, the wife! 996 01:13:58,142 --> 01:14:01,020 < Graduated in politic science, swiss - german 997 01:14:01,662 --> 01:14:03,300 German from switzerland! 998 01:14:03,942 --> 01:14:06,581 Six years of engagment and never an extra fuck! 999 01:14:06,742 --> 01:14:09,256 - Stop it! - Brigitte! 1000 01:14:10,262 --> 01:14:14,414 < Taddeo: Here they are, the heirs. Seven and three years old. Gianfelice.... 1001 01:14:14,662 --> 01:14:17,017 Gianfilippo e Lapo, eight and two years old! 1002 01:14:17,502 --> 01:14:23,816 In fact! eight and two years old. In euros, four and one. Nice one! 1003 01:14:26,662 --> 01:14:28,937 You might have seen them three times since they are born. 1004 01:14:29,302 --> 01:14:31,133 And if you are his friend for real,... 1005 01:14:31,302 --> 01:14:34,214 ..bring him home before you mess up big time, trust me. 1006 01:14:36,022 --> 01:14:37,774 Taddeo: Here we are! 1007 01:14:42,142 --> 01:14:45,179 Babes, we arrived at the end, get down! 1008 01:14:49,742 --> 01:14:55,260 Lorenzino, i go to grab another two of them, you didn't like these. 1009 01:14:55,422 --> 01:14:59,176 No, what others? It's 6:00.a.m. Let's go to bed. 1010 01:14:59,542 --> 01:15:00,770 Are you joking? 1011 01:15:01,462 --> 01:15:04,340 This is the road trip, without a moment of pause. 1012 01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:06,214 Twenty-four hours togheter! 1013 01:15:06,542 --> 01:15:11,013 You, I and the whores, the night, togheter. We drink, get laid... 1014 01:15:12,542 --> 01:15:17,377 Welcome in the singles club! Forget that Amaranta! 1015 01:15:17,662 --> 01:15:21,291 A poor bastard, a survivor! 1016 01:15:21,542 --> 01:15:25,501 Do you know what Bardella told me? He is still living a low quality life! 1017 01:15:28,462 --> 01:15:31,101 Forget her! I?ll be right back. 1018 01:15:51,982 --> 01:15:56,134 < Taddeo: Come on, move! 1019 01:15:57,782 --> 01:15:58,931 < What are you waiting for? 1020 01:16:00,422 --> 01:16:03,653 < Switch it on! 1021 01:16:05,902 --> 01:16:06,971 Save yourself! 1022 01:16:17,062 --> 01:16:18,381 1023 01:16:26,302 --> 01:16:27,860 Good luck my friend! 1024 01:16:31,182 --> 01:16:34,538 andnow how do I go back home? Taxi! 1025 01:16:47,222 --> 01:16:48,860 Wake up, Bardella! wake up! 1026 01:16:52,142 --> 01:16:53,177 Bardella! 1027 01:17:04,462 --> 01:17:07,818 Lorenzo: Call your friend director. Track her down, come on! 1028 01:17:07,982 --> 01:17:11,099 If I'm feeling like this is your fault. Call your friend director! 1029 01:17:11,422 --> 01:17:14,095 - Are you in love? - I said, Call your friend director. 1030 01:17:14,262 --> 01:17:15,456 Are you in love? 1031 01:17:16,622 --> 01:17:17,259 Yes. 1032 01:17:17,422 --> 01:17:19,572 Then I'll have to keep the car. I won! 1033 01:17:24,102 --> 01:17:26,252 It was long time you wanted to! 1034 01:17:26,422 --> 01:17:29,175 Nice, good temper. I'll go to make that call. 1035 01:17:34,422 --> 01:17:41,976 1036 01:18:02,702 --> 01:18:04,932 1037 01:18:43,862 --> 01:18:48,299 1038 01:18:56,102 --> 01:18:58,536 Now you and I have to make a good bet,... 1039 01:19:01,182 --> 01:19:04,777 We get along togheter for 30-40 years. And if we felt comfortable togheter, I won... 1040 01:19:04,942 --> 01:19:06,819 ...if we didn't, you won! 1041 01:19:06,982 --> 01:19:10,258 Could you stop it? What are you talking about? How dare you coming here,... 1042 01:19:10,622 --> 01:19:12,897 ...taking me away while I'm working? 1043 01:19:13,062 --> 01:19:14,461 Siamo stati insieme tre giorni! 1044 01:19:14,622 --> 01:19:17,659 - But we made love! - But that doesn't mean we are in love. 1045 01:19:17,822 --> 01:19:18,732 It does indeed. 1046 01:19:23,382 --> 01:19:24,610 You have been thinking about me! 1047 01:19:34,582 --> 01:19:39,133 What do you want? We started it in the wrong way since the beginning! 1048 01:19:39,662 --> 01:19:42,256 I came here cause I want to hear it from you. 1049 01:19:42,422 --> 01:19:43,855 Do you love me or not? 1050 01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:48,851 - What kind of question is it? - Answer me! Do you love me yes or not? 1051 01:19:50,222 --> 01:19:51,177 No. 1052 01:19:59,102 --> 01:20:00,615 Why did I tell him no? 1053 01:20:04,102 --> 01:20:06,662 Too proud of yourself, my mum used to say that. 1054 01:20:10,902 --> 01:20:13,860 Please, call me, call me, call me, call me. 1055 01:20:24,542 --> 01:20:25,770 I won't see him again. 1056 01:20:46,502 --> 01:20:49,938 Anna! Anna! Anna! 1057 01:20:50,822 --> 01:20:51,971 < Anna: Lorenzo! 1058 01:20:53,222 --> 01:20:55,782 Lorenzo? Lorenzo! 1059 01:20:57,022 --> 01:20:58,660 > Lorenzo: That was the only time... 1060 01:20:58,822 --> 01:21:02,258 ...that failing had another meaning. 1061 01:21:04,342 --> 01:21:06,253 Lorenzo lost two teeth,.. 1062 01:21:06,542 --> 01:21:08,976 ...but a great love story begun. 1063 01:21:09,662 --> 01:21:10,617 Like mine. 1064 01:21:11,342 --> 01:21:14,971 I don't have to fight anymore with lies, jealousy... 1065 01:21:15,462 --> 01:21:17,293 The indian man has another culture. 1066 01:21:26,262 --> 01:21:29,299 Tits are too exposed, and too tight here! 1067 01:21:29,662 --> 01:21:31,300 You make me looks bad! 1068 01:21:31,462 --> 01:21:34,738 Come on, change completely and don't dress like a whore! 1069 01:21:35,062 --> 01:21:39,021 ''Bottanazza''is the italian expression for ''whore''. 1070 01:21:44,302 --> 01:21:46,258 ...but his father is from Caltanisetta! 1071 01:21:46,582 --> 01:21:50,860 What do we have to do? 1072 01:21:51,382 --> 01:21:55,057 Bardella! Ohi, ohi, what a bad day! 1073 01:21:58,022 --> 01:21:58,977 Well, yea! 1074 01:21:59,142 --> 01:22:02,100 I got back with my wife, but not for love, it was convenient! 1075 01:22:02,262 --> 01:22:07,052 I don't love her, but she was taking everything away from me, stocks, money.... 1076 01:22:07,342 --> 01:22:09,981 - I had to give up. < Veronica: My love! 1077 01:22:10,542 --> 01:22:14,660 - How do I look? Do you like it? < You look great! 1078 01:22:14,822 --> 01:22:19,373 It sucks! I hate it! 1079 01:22:20,062 --> 01:22:22,496 Priest: Before to continue This solemn ceremony... 1080 01:22:22,662 --> 01:22:26,098 ... I wanted to remind you with pride that the next week,... 1081 01:22:26,262 --> 01:22:28,173 ...as you've learned from the newspapers,.. 1082 01:22:28,342 --> 01:22:32,494 ...Queen Elizabeth will be visiting our town. 1083 01:22:36,982 --> 01:22:40,213 < Priest: The Queen then will visit this very church.. 1084 01:22:46,302 --> 01:22:48,452 Sons, i recommend, do not miss it! 1085 01:22:48,782 --> 01:22:52,855 - Bardella, would you make another bet? - No, no. 1086 01:22:55,702 --> 01:22:56,737 What bet? 1087 01:23:01,062 --> 01:23:03,417 - With the language? - Correct. 1088 01:23:03,782 --> 01:23:06,819 This time I'll bet the Jaguar and the Polo of my daughter. 1089 01:23:07,382 --> 01:23:08,531 < Priest: Stand up! 1090 01:23:09,382 --> 01:23:13,933 < Exchange a sign of peace. Oh Lord....... 1091 01:23:14,182 --> 01:23:19,336 - Whats up? - There is so mutch need of peace. 1092 01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:20,651 < All: Amen! 1093 01:23:22,022 --> 01:23:25,014 < Priest: And now it's up to you. Lorenzo and Anna, stand up. 1094 01:23:28,782 --> 01:23:32,457 - Do you know that for thehoney moon she will go to Sri Langhia? - Shut up! 1095 01:23:32,702 --> 01:23:36,138 - Don't we go to Sri Langhia? - Shut up! 1096 01:23:36,302 --> 01:23:39,339 Mmh! You are becoming hard to tolerate! 1097 01:23:39,502 --> 01:23:40,935 You sent me over the garden... 1098 01:23:41,102 --> 01:23:42,251 ... but I send you to hell! 1099 01:23:42,742 --> 01:23:47,293 < Priest: Do you Anna Jimenez take as your legit husband... 1100 01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:56,612 < And you, Lorenzo Buccianti,.. 1101 01:23:57,062 --> 01:24:01,931 ... do you want to take as legit wife Anna Jimenez? 1102 01:24:09,462 --> 01:24:11,214 Let's bet it's a NO? 1103 01:24:11,982 --> 01:24:13,461 It's just a way of saying. 1104 01:24:15,302 --> 01:24:16,257 Oh? 1105 01:24:19,902 --> 01:24:24,259 What happpened? Am I deaf? Or they are not newlyweds? 1106 01:24:27,262 --> 01:24:28,615 1107 01:24:28,902 --> 01:24:33,578 Yes, I want it! I want it for many reasons! 1108 01:24:34,142 --> 01:24:37,452 First of all because the marriage is healthy. 1109 01:24:37,862 --> 01:24:40,820 Look how beautiful you are dad, after 40 years of marriage! 1110 01:24:41,022 --> 01:24:42,774 < You still have smart eyes! 1111 01:24:42,942 --> 01:24:44,898 Plus life must be lived in two. 1112 01:24:45,142 --> 01:24:48,771 Singles are selfish! ''It's all mine, it's all about me''! 1113 01:24:48,942 --> 01:24:51,695 We have to change, we have to try! 1114 01:24:52,382 --> 01:24:54,338 < Life must be lived step by step,.. 1115 01:24:54,502 --> 01:24:57,062 ..the important is the heart keep beating! 1116 01:24:57,222 --> 01:25:00,498 BU nobody says it has to beat always for the same person. 1117 01:25:07,622 --> 01:25:10,455 At least i will use some money! 1118 01:25:14,662 --> 01:25:17,972 I like my job ''Rain, snow and hail'',.. 1119 01:25:18,262 --> 01:25:20,696 ..but the rain, the snow and hail are things... 1120 01:25:20,862 --> 01:25:23,979 ..a bit sad, here instead thanks to Anna,.. 1121 01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:28,020 ... i see things more coloured. 1122 01:25:30,142 --> 01:25:31,052 1123 01:25:42,502 --> 01:25:44,652 1124 01:25:48,382 --> 01:25:49,861 The Queen is coming! 1125 01:25:50,702 --> 01:25:52,852 1126 01:26:07,902 --> 01:26:09,938 Here it is,here it is,here it is... 1127 01:26:17,102 --> 01:26:18,057 I lost.